Heh... just remembered one conversation a day ago. I was going to sign my and mother's wishes in the birthday card for father. I asked my mom what exactly have I to sign in it.
The answer was shocking:
"C'mon, think it over by yourself, you're imaginative enough. You're even keeping a virtual diary. We read it 'cuz it was opened for public. You write good."
If I were drinking or eating something I had chocked with it for sure
Like that: